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Bjúgnakrækir

22/12/2019

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Bjúgnakrækir – AKA Sausage Swiper or Stealer
 
To keep the sausage away from thieving varmints like Lilith, they were hung from the roof rafters in strings but this does not prevent Bjúgnakrækir from getting his grubby mits on them. The bjúgu yields a lot more length than a hot dog sausage, (one for you Dementia Von Grimm).This Yule lad is afraid of heights but despite this, his sausage desire overcomes his fears, he reminds me of a tree surgeon I once knew. These days he can just go to your fridge to steal your sausage, or he just trots along to the nearest Bæjarins beztu pylsur stand.

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