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Inside the mind of Ms Crockofshit.

Coughs and colds.

26/11/2017

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Winter is nearly upon us and you mere mortals may succumb to common winter ailments such as coughs and colds.
This is one of the many herbal remedies for the treatment of coughs & colds I have found:

Take a heaped teaspoon of wild thyme and some sliced lemon and add it to linseed tea. Taking a tablespoon every three hours will ease and cure a cough. (North Somerset, 1925).


Flax - Linum Usitatissium:

Flax seed, used to make linseed oil, is rich in Omega-3 alpha-linoleum acid, which can help prevent heart disease, diabetes, inflammation and immune system problems. Used for diseases of the respiratory system such as pleurisies, pneumonia, coughs, asthma and consumption. It was believed during the Middle Ages that flax flowers protected against sorcery.

Lemon - Citrus Limon



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Because of its high vitamin C content lemons can be used to build immunity against colds and influenza. Used for the prevention of scurvy because it is an antiscorbutic. It was proven in 1753 by naval surgeon James Lind that it prevented scurvy but it was not introduced into naval rations until the early 19th century, despite the disease being a major killer of seamen.

 Thyme - Thymus Vulgaris:



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The essential oil should not be used during pregnancy or if hypertensive.

Thyme can fight infection and suppress coughs; it acts as an expectorant, purging the body of phlegm.

The properties of thyme as an antiseptic were known as far back in history as c.3000 bce, used by the Sumerians. Also used as part of the mummification process by the Ancient Egyptians and by the Greeks and Romans as a massage oil.

As an essential oil it has many properties, it is antibacterial, antispasmodic, anti-rheumatic, expectorant, hypertensive and has calming properties.

Folklore

Any place where thyme grows wild is said to be blessed by fairies



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In the late 1890s, Bayer the German drug company commercialised both aspirin and heroin as cough, cold and pain remedies.  Bayer promoted heroin for use in children suffering from coughs, colds and "irritation" as late as 1912. You have to admire their business acumen, getting patients addicted, a good sales technique.


Whilst there are therapeutic properties to the ingredients contained in the recipes above, this cannot be said for most of the believed cures for whooping Cough.


Don't fry this at home!


PictureTo quote the inimitable Dr Watt: 'Frying tonight!'
Ancient Egyptians would roast a mouse and then when it had turned to embers it would be ground up and added to milk as a cure for whooping cough.

Placing the cinders in water creates sulphur water, which was a popular tonic in the days before antibiotics became available. Sulphur contains powerful anti-infective agents, but too much can be dangerous.

Another use for the mouse. Skin a field mouse and make a small pie for your child to eat. Waste not want not, for those eco warriors such as Rainbow Meadows (See Heinous Hymen and the perilous placenta) you can recycle said  mouse skin by strapping it to the throat of your precious spawn, furry side down, for nine days! 



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Other cures involved passing the afflicted child over the back and under the belly of a donkey or if you do not have a donkey to hand, then a piebald horse can be used.

Or take a bowl of milk, encourage a ferret to drink from the bowl, then pour the rest down the throat of the cougher. That should shut them up or choke them to death, either way they will cease coughing, though it may be exacerbated temporarily until the desired effect has been achieved.


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Magic spell from the ancient world, taken from the Greek Magical Papyri:

To cure a cough, first get some parchment made from the skin of a hyena. Write the spell on the parchment in black ink, then draw an X in a circle, lastly write the name of patient who has the cough.
Analysis of the magical traditions in question, although not explicit, suggested that the treatment would be concluded by the parchment being placed over the patient's chest for a prolonged period of time or it would be soaked in spring water until all the ink washed out into the water, and the water would then be fed to the patient as medicine.

Acts of horsesarsery will not be tolerated here but for the numpties out there, essential oils should only be used if you are trained in their use, some can be dangerous, even fatal if they are used incorrectly or if you suffer from certain conditions. Nor do we encourage the skinning of mice or hyenas or force feeding ferrets. (Well, that is not strictly true, but we have to say it).



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Would it help if I sucked a fisherman's friend?'
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15/12/2017 06:16:16

Having a cough can be frustrating sometimes. Especially when you finished taking anti viral medication for a week and it's still there, it's really a bummer. I am glad you came up with these list. I believe in placebo effect. It doesn't matter if it really works or not. If you feel it worked, maybe it will work for real. I also love the illustrations and photographs you used. What exactly is a "fisherman's friend". I mean who is he?

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17/12/2017 04:37:15

Dear friend, thank you so much for taking the time to post a comment. As a budding blogger it is nice to read that you enjoyed my post on coughs and colds. To answer the question about the "Fisherman's Friend". They are a lozenge used to treat respiratory conditions by deep sea fishermen working in severe weather conditions in the North Atlantic. They were created by a pharmacist James Lofthouse in 1865, containing menthol and eucalyptus oil, known for their antibacterial and antiviral properties.Though originally it came in liquid form he later developed the lozenges so they were easier to take in " choppy" conditions.The fishermen began to refer to them as "friends". Personally, I have yet to suck a whole one!

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28/2/2018 14:25:38

If it is being used by people living in harsh weather, then I guess it really is effective. I thought it would be just like strepsils or some candy which does not really have an effect. I think they still have it in liquid form. I thought I saw a mother give one to her son about a year ago. I am going to have to confirm that because I am not sure if it's the same Fisherman's Friend or anything connected with the brand. Funny I also haven't tried it.

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11/3/2018 11:29:45

It does not come in liquid form any longer. The lozenges have medicinal properties, that help respiratory problems, not just candy. Now they come in a whole range of flavours so I am sure they are nicer to suck than the original and perhaps I could finish a whole one.




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