This is a Walnut Whip
It is an unfortunate turn of events that brings me to this point in time but I feel the need to eviscerate someone. I have managed to curb the desire for some time the all too familiar urge to rip open a person who has aggrieved me, until I was proffered my favourite old school confectionery. I excitedly disrobed my fondant delight with the anticipation of sinking my teeth into the crowning glory, the walnut, only to find a walnut sized void.
I was disappointed that the nut was missing and thought it had been inadvertently missed off the top. I exclaimed " how can this be called a Walnut Whip if there is no walnut?"
Can you imagine my utter horror to be informed they are no longer called Walnut Whips, but simply 'Whips,' and it was not just a numpty in the factory that missed my beloved nut off the top, but someone higher up in the organisation thought it was a good idea to remove them from the chocolate swirl all together, the dirty bastards.
I was disappointed that the nut was missing and thought it had been inadvertently missed off the top. I exclaimed " how can this be called a Walnut Whip if there is no walnut?"
Can you imagine my utter horror to be informed they are no longer called Walnut Whips, but simply 'Whips,' and it was not just a numpty in the factory that missed my beloved nut off the top, but someone higher up in the organisation thought it was a good idea to remove them from the chocolate swirl all together, the dirty bastards.
This is NOT a Walnut Whip, You dirty bastards!
That really chaffs you know! Apparently this act of horsesarsery passed me by and I have only just become aware of this act of vandalism. WTF? I will read the reason for this wholly injudicious decision in your entrails!
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